Yesterday evening I met up with Heidi, for what is becoming almost a weekly excursion to Pentagon City. This was no ordinary trip, however. I was honored with an invitation to be her bridesmaid!
This morning on my way to work I cracked open The Bridesmaid Guide she gave me as a gift and got reading.
As I flipped through the pages, I realized that there were things, if I had known sooner, I would have said no.
For example, apparently getting obscenely drunk at the reception is a no-no and some sort of “hot button issue” for weddings this year. In addition, I’m also supposed to “be there for her” and “help her”. (Seriously?) Moreover, jeans are a fashion faux-pas. In fact I have no control over what I wear. What kind of crap is that?
So ladies, before you decide to be someone’s bridesmaid, remember you might be leaving those beloved nipple tassles at home.
5 Comments
October 15, 2008 at 11:51 am
*insert whip crack here*
mwahahahahahahahaha
October 15, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Oh please…I’ve yet to go to a wedding where there was a sober bridesmaid by the end of the night. And of course you have no control over what you wear…it’s Heidi’s day! The midgets will rise and rebel against the Tall One finally!
October 16, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Make sure you stand your ground. Do NOT let the midgets beat you down!
October 17, 2008 at 3:40 am
What is Pentagon City?
October 20, 2008 at 11:10 pm
That’s a really fun bridesmaid gift. Good luck with that!!